This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.

 

I could own a small patisserie someday

I could own a small patisserie someday

I don’t know how to read

I don’t know how to read

Benvolio: In love?

Romeo: Out.

Benvolio: Of love?

Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.

Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

On one hand, I don’t like always being sweaty in photos, but on the other hand I need to dance aggressively  (at Oxford Art Factory)

On one hand, I don’t like always being sweaty in photos, but on the other hand I need to dance aggressively (at Oxford Art Factory)

booked a mini break to the hunter valley for the long weekend confirms that my youth is over

I need a full body hot oil massage and a wheel of cheese 

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I have tonsilitis andI just realised one side of my still healing wisdom teeth wounds looks wrong and maybe infected and on top of all of that I am literally waddling around because the gym killed my legs yesterday and then I partied all night on them and slut drops and booty based moves are heavy on the leg muscles. Its a hard hard life. My period is due in the the next few days. This little packet of gummi bears has mostly orange bears. Hard times.

Crazed train selfies because I commute to and from mordor every day

tango-mango:

Brie cheese

Ive been thinking about brie cheese for like over a week now

tango-mango:

Brie cheese

Ive been thinking about brie cheese for like over a week now