This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.




I put some collar clips/pins/whatevers up in my etsy shop! Mostly cartoon-themed! Because I love cartoons!

Please check them out and maybe even check them out, if you know what I mean?*





my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage


"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

srsly how much weight is it possible to gain over 3 weeks because ive been in japan for two weeks eating non stop and have gone from slender average girl to solid chubby girl

think im gonna have mexican for dinner

think im gonna have mexican for dinner

I like travelling, but its always like a tiny little bit of a drag because I live in Sydney which is the best place in the world in every way so anything else is a downgrade

why would the australian tax office website be doing their scheduled maintence during tax time. seriously people care about you for like 1 month out of the year for gods sake