This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
little boys are literally so gross theyre just a trifecta of child entitlement, ‘boys will be boys’ reaffirmations and burgeoning male privilege
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Week 1 in Japan: eating while walking on the street is rude I better not buy that
Week 3 in Japan: is that a fucking CAKE shaped like a FISH filed with custard yes ill eat that as I walk what th fuk r u.gonna do about it
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
srsly how much weight is it possible to gain over 3 weeks because ive been in japan for two weeks eating non stop and have gone from slender average girl to solid chubby girl