This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
The feel when someone invites you to a facebook event and its like id actually rather die than go to your music recital
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
honestly wizards think muggles are primitive, but sirius black wouldnt be dead if harry could have just texted him like “yo dawg r u at the dpt of mysteries?”
people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade
wish mike parr hadnt already dont his work ‘I am sick of art’ bcoz that would have been perf for my assessment
no, do not invite me to the education revue. What sane human being would go to education revue. Youre all sick.