This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.

 

princesshannen:

Everyone I know is like in a cool band or like has written twelve novels or something and is creatively fulfilled and achieving their dreams and I’m just like *~fat, joyless and pore ridden~* 

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

I wish I was like really passionate about studying and law and I could just easily become a successful barrister and love every second of it because law is my passion i dont care about the six figure salary I just love paperwork. Instead Im liike a little bit interested in things that make no money but not even interested enough to actually work hard enough to make that bit of money sigh

dont care what u say, lindsay lohan is fab

A guy deciding to get his balls waxed is basically him saying “hmm how can I make my genitals look a little more like the monster that bursts through that mans chest in the 1979 cult classic “Alien”’

A guy who looked about 16 got flirty with me at work wow my latest anti wrinkle skin regime must be working

I could own a small patisserie someday

I could own a small patisserie someday

I don’t know how to read

I don’t know how to read