(Source: shitshilarious, via dextermarkus)
(Source: shitshilarious, via dextermarkus)
(Source: someworriedshoes, via ninemoretogo)
Some motherfucker better get over here and give me a foot rub
imagine if you went to a restaurant and ordered what you thought were hors d’oeuvres but pronounced it wrong and the waiter thought you said ‘whores devour’ so they brought out your meal and you just had to watch as the waiter lead out a group of prostitutes from the kitchen and whores devour your meal right in front of you
I always wonder what really hot and stupid couples do when theyre alone together. Like theyre both so boring, do they just take photos together and look at eachothers chiseled features? do they just have bad sex all the time because as good looking people theyve never really had to try? what do they talk about? do they even like eachother or are they just together out of obligation so they can share hot photos on facebook to their other club promoter friends…
Thats poignant…
(Source: ugh, via slyvulpine)
Every boyfriend is the one until otherwise proven. The good are never easy, the easy never good, and love it never happens like you think it really should.
| Lust: | Something that I find attractive. |
|---|---|
| Pride: | Something that I like about myself. |
| Sloth: | Something that I dislike about myself. |
| Envy: | Something I wish I was better at. |
| Gluttony: | One of my favorite foods. |
| Wrath: | Something that gets me angry. |
| Greed: | Something I can’t get enough of. |
(Source: flawedpirate, via thepunkwiththestutter)