This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
sometimes when Im filming a blurry, stationary boat for five minutes, I think about the price Im paying for my art degree and how theres probably a girl somewhere less privileged than me that could cure cancer if only she had access to the education that I do
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
yo my granddad got facebook but then he saw an islamic flag somewhere on the internet and deleted his account because he didnt want the muslims to know where he lives
ehh I wonder if teacher will realise ive done about 15 minutes of work in the two week break
Me: let's watch a documentary
Boyfriend: yeah sure!
Me: Heidi Montag e true Hollywood story