This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
why the fuck do MRA’s always say shit that seems really concise and on point like “men and women are equal in intelligence” like yes that is true I… but then just end it with ‘and thats why feminism is evil and all the men just must have worked harder and been better to get ahead more thankyou, goodnight *bows* *nods head in v for vendetta mask* *adjusts fedora* *saunters away*”
like why you do that why you gotta be like this
my life is a constant struggle between clean fitspo living and outrageous cookie recipes on food blogs
It’s always a bit of a rude shock when I get back from a 20 minute brisk walk and look at myself in the mirror only to see I don’t have abs and a thigh gap yet
omg pls I am not concerned if my neopets password is not secure enough I am not concerned about someone hacking me and stealing neopoints
I’m so fucking mad about the idea of labiaplasty and that it’s actually an insecurity that women have be told to have. So mad. Like how my boobs looked alien compared to absolutely everything I’ve ever seen before until I saw my friends boobs or when Lena Dunham took her shirt off on girls because the boobs we see are a crazy image of 1% of boobs, like the labias we see are porn labias or photoshopped so they’re practically non existent. I’m mad that until a boy has been with a few girls or seen extensive amateur real girl nudes, then he literally has no idea what a naked woman even looks like. Ugh ugh. Same way for guys too, you know what’s really cool and cute, when guys have like a little bit of pudge on their lower stomach and hips, and flaccid dicks are cute too. All naked bodies are really cool and beautiful and I’m really really bored of seeing the same sculpted gym guys and the same perky Victoria’s Secret angels. Okay I’m done now thankyou.
I would rather kill a fish with my bare hands than be a raver girl in a bra, tutu, and fluffy legwarmers
When I get up out of bed and swap my pyjama pants for sweatpants I know I’m dressed, fresh and ready to take on the day
some of the best decisions of my life have involved taco seasoning