This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
srsly how much weight is it possible to gain over 3 weeks because ive been in japan for two weeks eating non stop and have gone from slender average girl to solid chubby girl
I like travelling, but its always like a tiny little bit of a drag because I live in Sydney which is the best place in the world in every way so anything else is a downgrade
why would the australian tax office website be doing their scheduled maintence during tax time. seriously people care about you for like 1 month out of the year for gods sake