This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.

 

little boys are literally so gross theyre just a trifecta of child entitlement, ‘boys will be boys’ reaffirmations and burgeoning male privilege 

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

https://www.youtube.com/user/JusReign yo this is his youtube channel

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

im just sayin how i feel man

im just sayin how i feel man

Week 1 in Japan: eating while walking on the street is rude I better not buy that

Week 3 in Japan: is that a fucking CAKE shaped like a FISH filed with custard yes ill eat that as I walk what th fuk r u.gonna do about it

ughxrobyn:

tvpuppy:

I put some collar clips/pins/whatevers up in my etsy shop! Mostly cartoon-themed! Because I love cartoons!

Please check them out and maybe even check them out, if you know what I mean?*

*I MEAN BUY THEM

OH MY GOD~

nataries

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

srsly how much weight is it possible to gain over 3 weeks because ive been in japan for two weeks eating non stop and have gone from slender average girl to solid chubby girl

think im gonna have mexican for dinner

think im gonna have mexican for dinner