This blog used to be all about hard hitting witticisms, art Ive made, and social commentary but now I just post occasional dick jokes and reblog nonsense. I hope you enjoy it you sick bitches because I certainly do.
Benvolio: In love?
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
booked a mini break to the hunter valley for the long weekend confirms that my youth is over
I need a full body hot oil massage and a wheel of cheese
I have tonsilitis andI just realised one side of my still healing wisdom teeth wounds looks wrong and maybe infected and on top of all of that I am literally waddling around because the gym killed my legs yesterday and then I partied all night on them and slut drops and booty based moves are heavy on the leg muscles. Its a hard hard life. My period is due in the the next few days. This little packet of gummi bears has mostly orange bears. Hard times.